Who couldn’t use an Odd Fellows Shaving Mug? I should think it would be popular among the youngsters in North Brooklyn.

Listen, if in this election year you can’t think of a use for this SLOW/STOP sign, maybe you need to give up politics altogether.

Truisms: You can never have too many bottle openers and all bottle openers are FUN. [Via.]

The description, in total, is “Hard Rubber Jordan’s Mr. American Hot Dog.” I have no idea where I’d put this, but I’m thinking it could prove thought-provoking in the powder room.

I know it’s the end of the summer and all, but it’s good to plan ahead for next year, no? Plus, I know there are a few hot days left: Arctic fan, ca ’30s

I find myself very attracted to filing cabinets and card catalogs and chests of drawers in general, mainly because I’m an incredibly disorganized person who believes that if she could find *just* the right system, she could get organized: 51 drawers in 10 cabinets, ca 1900-1930

My god, I want this: Tom Thumb Portable Typewriter

A rather well-loved Louis Vuitton steamer trunk — imagine the places it traveled.

This clown is “sometimes referred to as “Walking Charlie,” and “may have had an implement in right hand which is now absent,” which leads me to suspect it will come to life and stab you to death in your sleep. Best for the children’s room.

An outsider birdhouse for outside(r) birds: Folk art birdhouse by Aldo Piacenza (American, Unknown-1976)